he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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