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Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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