You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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