i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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