some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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