I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"