there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.