Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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