Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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