I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Randomize
