Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
