i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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