im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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