the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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