I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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