yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Well I just put wine in my tea
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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