CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
