Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
well most of my day revolves around power hour
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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