you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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