she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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