Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
either way he was missing a nipple.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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