Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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