Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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