he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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