I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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