Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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