This girl is more easily done than said...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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