yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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