let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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