I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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