and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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