Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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