I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Houston, we have a blender
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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