He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize