Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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