He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
