How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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