What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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