I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other