every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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