Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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