so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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