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say what?
wanna hang out?
My nipple is on Facebook.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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