I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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