you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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