I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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