you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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