i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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