Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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