I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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