ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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