Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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