Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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