you guys were way drunker than both of me
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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