omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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